I am a boy named MATT.
18 years of age.
Known as TOSHOUTALOUD.
I'm from Canadia.
Sexual preference: poutinesexual.

My physical manifestations often take the form of pedophilic swing sets and cuddly teddy bears.


 

 

waker-of-the-winds:

Guess you could say that Microsoft

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did an Xbox 180

(via rhodonaito)

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jugheadjonez:

bagged milk:

you buy small bags of milk in bulk
it’s environmentally more efficient than a jug or carton of milk
you put it in a pitcher
cut a corner off
and fucking pour it

wow.

it’s not that hard.

you fucking morons.

(via nemesismess)

8
  • teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
  • sonic: r u feline' down
  • sonic: do u need some fast to cheer you up
3
freezy-hound: thesassylorax: aliencupcake: azzandra: fuckyeahsexpositivity: sexartandpolitics: Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News Way fewer. NO. WAY. —BB Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions. IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET I ALSO HEAR FIRE BURNS THINGS BUT I MIGHT BE WRONG. GUYS DID YOU ARLEADY HEAR THAT MICHAEL JACKSON DIED?! MICHAEL JACKSON DIED?! WTF WHEN?!

freezy-hound:

thesassylorax:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

image

—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

I ALSO HEAR FIRE BURNS THINGS BUT I MIGHT BE WRONG.

GUYS DID YOU ARLEADY HEAR THAT MICHAEL JACKSON DIED?!

MICHAEL JACKSON DIED?! WTF WHEN?!

(via jacobtheloofah)

That’s it.

I’m watching Hannibal tonight.

2

when kinks come into question.

  • Mattcheewww: can't wait when this thing is fully healed
  • Mattcheewww: just be able to like
  • Mattcheewww: scratch and poke and twist it
  • Nemesismess/OuterHarem: thats what she said
  • Nemesismess/OuterHarem: i mean yeah
  • Nemesismess/OuterHarem: soon you'll be able touch it with no worries
  • Mattcheewww: OW
  • Mattcheewww: NO
  • Mattcheewww: THAT CANNOT BE WHAT SHE SAID
  • Nemesismess/OuterHarem: shes into kink shut man
  • Mattcheewww: uuurgghrhghrhg'
  • Nemesismess/OuterHarem: dont kink shame
  • Mattcheewww: like
  • Mattcheewww: I would not want to have my dick scratched, poked at and twisted
  • Mattcheewww: NTY
  • Nemesismess/OuterHarem: never no until you try
  • Nemesismess/OuterHarem: wink
  • Nemesismess/OuterHarem: she'll make you her bop it
2

takineko:

Ok Egoraptor’s vines are funnier than Jon’s

Sorry bb

(via nemesismess)

mukuroikusaba:

gameglare:

i did a thing in response to an audio post

whAT DID I FUCKING START

(via in-this-little-land)

(Source: drunkchan, via procrastinatingcat)